Category: Music

I’m Ready to Love it Just a Little More Baby

March 11, 2012

Everybody knows “I’m Gonna Love You Just A Little More Baby” is close to the funkiest loop of all time of all time.
And damnit, I’ve never even heard the dope Freddie Foxxx* track that samples the groooooooove** til today.

Barry White – I’m Gonna Love You Just A Little More Baby

(Looks like this is the radio cut on account of the 3:51 track time and the abrupt ending)

Freddie Foxxx – I’m Ready

* You rappers can’t be like Fred.

** …oooooove

Rock The Bubble Gum

March 10, 2012

Hey, The Groove Thief: When will somebody create a mashup of these two tracks?

9th Creation – Bubble Gum

LL Cool J – Rock The Bells

Funky Loops

March 9, 2012

Cripes. These are some really funky loops. This new category is inspired by The Groove Thief and FUNK in general.

People Under the Stairs – DQMOT

Beatnuts ft Greg Nice – yo yo yo

EPIC Metal Videos

February 22, 2011

Some EPIC metal videos posted specifically for possible future reference by Alan and Angry Jim.

The Black Satans – The Satan of Hell

(Far as I can tell, this is a parody of Immortal – Call Of The Wintermoon, specifically)

Immortal – Call Of The Wintermoon

Candlemass – Bewitched

Death Metal Drum Videos

January 26, 2011

Some quality death metal drummin’. The live show definitely sounds less loud from behind the drum set, in my expert opinion.

Flo Mounier

Mike Smith

Mauro Mercurio

Keyboards in Metal Music

March 7, 2009

It’s a weird thing, these keyboards in metal. But I think it’s good, overall. These keyboards provide variety.

Here are a few of my favorite metal bands that include teh keyboards in one way or another:

  • HORSE the Band – Birdo

  • Genghis Tron – Arms

  • Anamanaguchi – Blackout City

  • Children of Bodom – Needled 24/7

Humanity is Gone

September 30, 2008

Humanity is gone, smoked up in a gravity bong
by a democrat republican Cheech and Chong
Immortal Technique, you never heard me preachin’ a song
I’m not controversial, I’m just speakin’ the facts
Put your hands in the air like you got the heat to your back
and shake your body like a baby born addicted to crack


Artist: Immortal Technique
Song: Leaving the Past

Album Cover Similarity: Mercyful Fate vs Girl Talk

September 19, 2008

As some of you know, I’ve spent the past week or so totally jamming out to the samples/mixes/mashups of Girl Talk. Anyone who mixes hip-hop beats/lyrics with riffs from bands like The Pixies, The Rentals, The Breeders, and so forth (including a sweet mix of what sounds like Yo-Yo Correction: It’s actually Lil Mama rapping over the sweet double-bass part of Metallica’s epic “One”) is a good artist in my book. This is some total hipster shit.

I usually get totally obsessed over one artist for a while and totally burn myself out on them after a month or so. It’s happened with HORSE the Band, Genghis Tron, and now Girl Talk. And I have a feeling Lil’ Wayne may be next…

Yes, I am a total girl.

Anywayz, after downloading Girl Talk’s “Night Ripper” album from illegal art and jamming out on it for a few tracks, I saw similarities between his album cover and the cover art of Mercyful Fate’s “Melissa”. Nothing too obvious, but I found it interesting enough to post on my blog for future reference, mm-hmm.

  • Girl Talk – Night Ripper

  • Mercyful Fate – Melissa


September 18, 2008

I watch CBS
And I see BS

Artist: Nas
Song: Sly Fox

Diseased Needle

September 18, 2008

We ain’t eager to be legal
So please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle
I breathe ether in three lethal amounts
While I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle

Artist: Eminem
Song: Bad Meets Evil

I am a Martian

September 18, 2008

We are not the same, I am a Martian
So approach my Phantom doors with caution
You see them 24’s spinnin? I earned them
I ain’t no preacher but here’s my Erick Sermon

Artist: The Game
Song: My Life

New Category: Fresh Rhymes

September 18, 2008

I don’t know how long this “Fresh Rhymes” category will last, but I’m putting it up now because there are so many examples of excellent wordplay out there.

I only wish I could be so quick and on point as some of the examples I will be posting soon.

Metallica is BACK!

September 16, 2008

I never thought I’d hear or see the day when Metallica starts recovering from their recent shittiness. I remember asking former co-worker Eddie James a few months back: “What if Metallica’s next album is totally awesome?”

I was joking at the time, but as it turns out, Metallica’s most recent album is indeed quite awesome!

Considering the circumstances of reality, the new Metallica album (Death Magnetic) doesn’t blow me completely away like their first 4 albums, but it certainly seems to have the capability to do so once I’ve listened to it as many times as the first 4. I’m totally stoked and relieved that Metallica, once the greatest metal band ever, is starting to push back into that position.

And here is the true Metallica discography, according to me:

  • Kill ‘Em All, 1983

  • Ride the Lightning, 1984

  • Master of Puppets, 1986

  • …And Justice for All, 1988

  • Death Magnetic, 2008

As you can see, it’s been a long, long time coming…

Kraftwerk – Autobahn

August 17, 2008

This is indeed the finest presentation of Kraftwerk’s musical process I’ve seen so far:

And here’s a full live version of Autobahn:

Kraftwerk, you are the pinnacle of German Avant-Garde Musique!