Humanity is gone, smoked up in a gravity bong
by a democrat republican Cheech and Chong
Immortal Technique, you never heard me preachin’ a song
I’m not controversial, I’m just speakin’ the facts
Put your hands in the air like you got the heat to your back
and shake your body like a baby born addicted to crack
(God-damn!)
Artist: Immortal Technique
Song: Leaving the Past
I watch CBS
And I see BS
Artist: Nas
Song: Sly Fox
We ain’t eager to be legal
So please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle
I breathe ether in three lethal amounts
While I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle
Artist: Eminem
Song: Bad Meets Evil
We are not the same, I am a Martian
So approach my Phantom doors with caution
You see them 24’s spinnin? I earned them
I ain’t no preacher but here’s my Erick Sermon
Artist: The Game
Song: My Life
I don’t know how long this “Fresh Rhymes” category will last, but I’m putting it up now because there are so many examples of excellent wordplay out there.
I only wish I could be so quick and on point as some of the examples I will be posting soon.