Merry Holidays
By Jim Campbell

To you, my co-worker during this fine Holiday Season. OK, so the holidays have been over for months, but I saw this and thought of you. Just spray some of this on and the ladies will come running. Not that they wouldn't ordinarily...You are such a handsome man. I mean, that's what the ladies tell me. What? Why are you confused? I thought you would like it, that's all. Just take it. Merry Holidays, my good, good, dear friend.