A Good Project For Your Free Time

This project is difficult, so be sure you have some real free time before you start—none of that fake free time like lunch break. This is a real project. But here is the project which was previously referred to:

One lung inhaling the other one:

This project may seem difficult, but I remind you that nothing is impossible in this day and age of airplanes, cigarettes, and the internet. And besides, if you succeed at this incredible feat, you will have one lung inside the other.

And then you can say to people:

Instead of what you used to say to people:

But if after much trial and effort this project does not succeed, you can always save yourself simply by saying: